June 2011
How to unlock a car with a shoelace.
Tie a noose-like knot with your lace.
Slide it through the small opening of the car door.
Tighten the lace loop and pull the lock up. Then receive free car.
TUMBLR: TEACHING EVERYDAY PEOPLE HOW TO BREAK INTO CARS SINCE 2007
When I make plans with you and you have "a good...
I’m like:
May 2011
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That awkward moment
thatawkwardmoment:
when Michael Scott says anything.
jamaisadorant asked: YOU MADE A VIDEO! Finallllllllyyyyy <3
TUMBLR vs. FACEBOOK
fuck-yeah-tumblrs-best-posts:
jeroldvizconde:
On Facebook:
Somebody added you as a friend
Somebody deleted you as a friend
You received a message
On Tumblr:
Somebody followed you
Somebody unfollowed you
you receive a message
Submitted by jeroldvizconde
I'll see you when the sun sets.: literally. →
onlyanchorss:
You should feel like nothing. You should feel like you have nothing anymore. You can’t just do that to someone, or to two people. It doesn’t work that way. You don’t fuck with people’s hearts just because you don’t know what you want. I’ve literally spent everyday with you these past 5 months, and…
this is EXACTLY how I feel. reading this is like opening a book with a...
why do you do this to me?
you say you care, that you hate seeing me this hurt. well did you forget that you’re the one doing this to me? you can make this so much easier on everyone if you stopped leading everyone on. I can’t trust a single thing you say, you’ve hurt me so much. but why can’t I just leave? graduating high school could be about 40 times easier on me without you. but you’re an...
i hate people
miguelofthedark:
Other people during finals:
Me during finals:
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denied.
when you felt like shit, and I came over to take care of you, massage you, snuggled and watched tv with you, and told you how much you ment to me - you still didn’t care.
when you moved from one side of town to the other, I came and moved all of your furniture, drove to all parts of town to store your valuables during the move, and stuck by you through your difficult time - you still...
no I'm not ok. stop fucking asking.
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