Amazon.com

Where if you get your package lost you can:

1) Call customer service

2) Have them tell you that they ‘investigated’ your issue

3) Give you a random number to call with an even more random number to give the previous number

4) Call first number to be greeted by a machine that doesn’t know what the fuck she’s doing

5) Call back Amazon.com to be greeted by a clueless Indian fuck who tells me to do the same thing

6) Wait 3 business days so that you can:

A) Either get your package, or wait to be scammed

B) Call them back (see step 1)

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